Genesis 1:13 “And on the 3rd day God created the land for all the animals to share but he
decided to make a special piece of land called Antarctica just for penguins because he liked them and thought they were cute.”
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
JunWheelchair
I really can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
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JunNumber Chat-up Line
Me: Can I have your number?
Girl: No go away!!
Me: Why are you so angry? Is it because of your haircut?
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JunFlappy Bird
Yo mama is so dirty she’s been banged more times than the first pipe on Flappy Bird.
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JunInspirational Message
The following inspirational conversation took place with my dad earlier today.
Dad: There’s no such thing as “can’t”.
Me: Wow, thanks for the inspirational message dad but I was actually calling you a cunt.
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JunPsychiatrist
Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.