Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bar

in Disabled Jokes
+72 -48

A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.

Weight Watchers

in General Jokes
+19 -17

I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -17

After having a wife for 10 years I finally understand why the word gay also means happy.

Air-Planes

in Surreal Jokes
+37 -20

I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.

Discarded Coin

in Animal Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+23 -41

Most people think that when you find a discarded coin in your house it got there by accident but I actually think it was brought there by spiders trying to pay you rent.

Self-Defense

in Racist Jokes
+264 -148

Recently starting going to a French self-defense class. I can’t believe how tiring it is. I’ve never done so much running in all my life.