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23
Jun

Scream

By Chris
in Dirty Jokes
+34 -33

My wife loves to scream when having sex.. especially after I walk in on her.

23
Jun

Hide And Seek

By Benny
in Relationship Jokes
+16 -22

When I was a kid me and my dad used to play hide and seek. He’s been gone for 20 years now, where are you dad?

21
Jun

Alcoholics Anonymous

By Rod
in General Jokes
+7 -16

Just joined alcoholics anonymous. I still drink large amounts of alcohol but now I’ve got a new name and passport.

21
Jun

Irish Submarine

By Chris
in Racist Jokes
+32 -45

Q. How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A. Knock on the hatch.

19
Jun

First Sight Chat-Up Line

By PaulO
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -31

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to take the knife out my pocket?

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