The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache.
Wife: I don’t have a headache.
Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*
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JulAsperin
in Animal Jokes
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JulClear Your Debts
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JulDating Websites
That’s the last time I ever use dating websites. When I said I wanted to meet someone positive I didn’t mean HIV.
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JulScream
in Racist Jokes
What’s black, has 8 legs, and makes women scream?
Gang rape.
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JulHell
Omg I think I might have died and gone to hell. Oh wait.. It OK, I’m just at work.
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JulAirline Pilot
Getting a job as an airline pilot is really difficult, especially if your name is Mr G. Hadd.