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06
Aug

Alligator

By Steve
in Animal Jokes
+607 -331

Q. What do you call an alligator who wears a vest?
A. An investigator.

04
Aug

Dentists

By Tom
in General Jokes
+36 -31

Four out of five dentists recommended flossing every day.

The other one is out killing lions.

04
Aug

Biology Test

By Chris
in Racist Jokes
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+2156 -580

Failed my biology test today.
They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

02
Aug

Psychiatrist

By Sigmund Freud
in Religious Jokes
+40 -44

I’m currently studying to be a psychiatrist and I went to the library to find a book on suicide. The librarian recommended I read the Qur’an.

02
Aug

Parking Spaces

By Tiim75
in Dirty Jokes
+25 -37

Women are like parking spaces. Sometimes all the best ones are taken so the only choice you have is to stick it in the disabled.

31
Jul

Incredible Hulk Pickup Line

By Freddy
in Pick Up Lines
+57 -36

What has 140 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.

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