A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning.
Thousands of fans attended.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
AugWoman
Q. Why do women hold a grudge against you for many years if you call them fat?
A. Because elephants never forget.
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AugHundred Flies
in Racist Jokes
How do you kill a hundred flies in one hit?
Hit a African child with a shovel!
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AugExcuses
in Dirty Jokes
I hate the excuses women come up with for not having sex like:
“I’ve got a headache” or “I’m on my period” or “I don’t know who you are, someone call the police!”
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AugWeather
Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.
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AugBirthday Card
Bad things to write in a birthday card.
“Life is pain, misery, suffering and a slow march to death. Happy 5th birthday Katie.”