Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing.
I’ve always been whisk taker.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
AugHoliday
in Racist Jokes
Can’t believe how dark my skin is after going away on holiday. Think I might go out and steal a car.
16
AugPhone
Yo mama is so stupid when her phone died she buried it in the backyard.
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AugDoctors
Went to the doctors today and he told me that I was too fat. I told him I wanted a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was ugly as well.
14
AugDomestic Abuse
My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.
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AugHead-Phones
in Dirty Jokes
The following conversation took place on an airplane.
Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?