Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.22
AugBaby
in Dirty Jokes
Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.
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AugLong And Hard
in Racist Jokes
What’s long and hard for white people but short and relaxed for Asians?
A maths exam.
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AugChinese Pick Up Line
I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.
20
AugSharks
Q. Why do sharks avoid eating black people?
A. They think it’s whale shit.
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AugPaper
in Dirty Jokes
Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times. They’ve obviously never seen me wiping my ass when there is only 1 sheet of toilet paper left.