Yo mama is like home depot, 5 cents a screw.
Had a really intense acid trip the other day. For 2 hours all I could see were beams of white light and all I could hear were car horns and people shouting.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
If you see a toilet in your dreams never use it.
Why do Jews put double glazing on their houses? So their kids can’t hear the ice-cream man.
Q. Why did Peter’s house burn down?
A. Because his surname was ‘File’.
★★★ ‘Dave’ ★★★
Congratulations to ‘Dave’ for winning joke of the month with the funny joke, Toaster!