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17
Oct

Fred Flintstone Chat-Up Line

By Bambam
in Pick Up Lines
+22 -41

Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

15
Oct

Cat Food

By AlanW
in Yo Mama Jokes
+85 -64

Yo mama is so stupid she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.

15
Oct

iPhone

By Pete
in General Jokes
+31 -49

Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d

13
Oct

Arab Sex Offender

By Apul
in Racist Jokes
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+48 -72

What do you call an Arab sex offender?

Apul Madeek-Aoud

13
Oct

Interview Question

By TomK
in General Jokes
+28 -39

Just failed my job interview after the following question:

Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: I normally do it verbally using words but on this occasion I’ve actually prepared a dance.

11
Oct

Afghan Hospital

By Jim-Bob
in Political Jokes
+21 -46

What’s the difference between an Afghan hospital and an Al Qaeda training camp?

I don’t know I just fly the drone.

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