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29
Oct

Butcher

By Maggi8
in Dirty Jokes
+196 -115

Q. Why did the butcher go to hospital?
A. He cut the wrong sausage.

27
Oct

Maths

By Peter
in General Jokes
+33 -43

Do you struggle with maths at school?? Just go to www.McDonalds.com/careers.

27
Oct

Anal

By DaveB
in Dirty Jokes
+25 -69

Tried anal last night, it’s f*cking shit!

25
Oct

Irish Post office

By Paul
in Racist Jokes
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+78 -93

The following conversation took place in an Irish post office.

Murphy: Paddy why are you talking to that envelope?
Paddy: I’m trying to send a voicemail.

25
Oct

Flying Pig

By TonyB
in Political Jokes
+119 -61

Q. What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
A. The letter F.

23
Oct

Gag Chat-Up Line

By Marco
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -63

Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?

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