Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Best Friend

in Dirty Jokes
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My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.

Black Guy

in Racist Jokes
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Just started dating a black guy yesterday and it’s true what they say… He stabbed me and then stole my purse.

Bread

in General Jokes
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Q. What do you get when you mix 2 different types of bread together?
A. A hy-bread.

Heaven Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?… Cause you look like Satan!

Newborn Baby

in General Jokes
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I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.

Marathon

in Sports Jokes
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There’s nothing more entertaining than going to watch a marathon live. My favorite part is the reaction of the runner’s face when I give him a cup of vodka.