Can’t believe how kinky my wife is, she loves it in the ear. Everytime I put it near her face she turns her head to the side.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.02
NovGrenade
Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common?
A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.
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NovPulled Over
The following conversation took place after getting pulled over by the police.
Police: How high are you?
Me: I think what you meant to say is “Hi, how are you!”.
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OctZombies
Can’t believe how crazy it is out there. Just killed 4 zombies, there’s loads of them walking around carrying sweats.
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OctEx-Wife Pickup Line
You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.
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OctRuled The World
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.