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16
Nov

Ikea Cabinet

By Phillip
in Relationship Jokes
Tags:
+31 -45

Q. What does an Ikea cabinet and a marriage have in common?
A. One screw out of place and the whole thing falls apart.

14
Nov

T-Shirt Pickup Line

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+30 -46

Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?

14
Nov

Abortion

By Carl
in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+36 -66

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

12
Nov

Unlucky

By Vinnie
in Dirty Jokes
+28 -43

Can’t believe how unlucky I am. Woke up this morning itching and with a big rash. Looks like I might be allergic to prostitutes.

12
Nov

See-Saw

By Jimmy
in General Jokes
+100 -56

When you have a fat friend at school see-saws no longer exist, only catapults.

10
Nov

Console

By Greg86
in Relationship Jokes
Tags:
+55 -35

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

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