Me and my girlfriend were in the throes of sexual ecstasy last night when she whispered, “leave me breathless darling.”
So I punched her in the stomach.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.20
DecMissed Call
Yo mama is so stupid, every time she sees missed call on her mobile she searches her contacts for the name MISSED.
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DecWater Fight
Just had a water fight at the local park with a bunch kids and won!!
Nobody is a match for me and my kettle.
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DecAdam and Eve
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: So we are all descended from Adam and Eve.
Young kid: My dad says we came from apes.
Teacher: That’s probably true for your family Abdul.
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DecSanta
Q. What did Santa say to the girls standing on the street corner?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho.
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DecFive Signs
Five signs that a women is angry with you.
1. She’s silent.
2. She’s yelling.
3. She acts the same.
4. She acts different.
5. She murdered you.