Why is Christmas just like your job?
Because after you do all the work the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
DecIndian Women
in Racist Jokes
Q.Why do Indian women have a red dot on their forehead?
A. It helps with aiming.
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DecWise Man
Apparently if you find a mother who’s a virgin and you give her baby small pieces of metal and perfume this makes you a ‘wise man’.
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DecChristmas Chatup Line
I’ve got something special in my sack for you.
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DecLong Face
in Animal Jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”
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DecMuslim Neighbors
Not sure if I’ve offended my Muslim neighbors this year with all my Christmas decorations so I’ve decided to write ‘Allah is a cunt’ on my garage door just to make sure.