Q. Why are vegetarians really good at giving head?
A. Because they’re used to eating nuts.
01
JanVegetarians
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Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
JanSex
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I shagged a bird last night. Keep it quiet though, I don’t want her to find out.
30
DecFree Pizza
How to get free pizza on NYE.
Order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight and then when the person arrives get really angry and shout “I ordered the damn thing a year ago!” .
30
DecMushrooms
Me: How do I know when the mushrooms are starting to work?
Friend: You’ll know, it hits you pretty hard!
Me: I don’t feel anything.
Toaster: Give it time!
28
DecWeather
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Q.What do vaginas and the weather have in common?
A. When its wet you should go inside.
28
DecExercise
Yo mama’s so fat the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream van!