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JanFunny Short Jokes
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JanHelpline
in Dirty Jokes
Called a Rape Helpline earlier today.
Apparently it’s for victims only!
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JanDisabled toilets
Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets that are big enough to run around in.
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JanFire
Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.
Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.
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JanHard And Light
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What’s the difference between hard and light?
A. You can sleep with a light on.
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JanBrides
Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.