Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Blow

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -55

Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.

Snooker

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What do snooker balls and people who claim benefits have in common?

A. Most of them are non-white.

Midgets

in Disabled Jokes
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When you’re a midget shorts don’t exist, only trousers and super long legged trousers.

Great Power

in Surreal Jokes
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With great power comes great electricity bill.

Mr Kipling

in Dirty Jokes
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What does Mr Kipling like to do in his spare time?

Fill tarts with cream.