Spoke to my family today after my WiFi went down. They seem like nice people.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
JanColonel Sanders
Just heard on the radio that apparently Colonel Sanders got the idea for KFC during WWI when he was raiding a German chicken farm using a flame thrower.
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JanChinese Pedo
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call a Chinese pedophile?
A. Fu Kum Yung.
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JanKnees
in Dirty Jokes
What do older women have between their knees that younger women don’t?
Their boobs.
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JanAccident Compensation
The following conversation took place after being called by an accident compensation helpline.
Operator: Good afternoon sir, we’re calling about your recent accident.
Me: How did you know about that? At first I though it was just a fart but then I ended up shitting myself.
Operator: *Hangs up the phone*
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JanViagra Pickup Line
Hi, I need your help. I took some Viagra 3 hours ago and I’ve only got 2 hours left before it wears off.