Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.
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JanStairs
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JanAdvice
I’ve decided to take my psychiatrist’s advice and live each day as if its my last day on Earth. So far today I’ve spent $20’000 on my credit card and I told my boss to go f*ck himself.
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JanItalian Restaurant
Just had the following conversation at my local Italian restaurant.
Waitress: Sorry for keeping you waiting sir.
Me: That’s ok. Did you know that this salt pot contains 22,358 individual grains of salt?
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JanJay Chat-up Line
Hi my name is Jay but people call me J for short.
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JanRomantic Walk
Definition of Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
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JanCar Horn
Loving the new mp3 car horn I’ve recently installed. It’s amazing how much quicker people get out of your way when they start hearing gunshots.