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31
Jan

Swallowed

By PeteS
in Dirty Jokes
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+19 -70

My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.

I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.

31
Jan

Hitchhiker

By Chandler
in Racist Jokes
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+57 -79

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
An escaped convict.

29
Jan

Boss

By FrankP
in General Jokes
+56 -42

Q. Why is a boss like a diaper?
A. Because they’re always on your ass and they’re usually full of shit.

29
Jan

AIRPORT

By MasterMind
in Yo Mama Jokes
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+155 -75

Yo mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.

27
Jan

Drink Chat-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+26 -46

You look like I need another drink.

27
Jan

Letter W

By GradeA
in Surreal Jokes
+54 -56

Why is the letter W called double-u and not double-V? 

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