Hi, my mom says I am kind of a big deal.
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.06
FebFlying Jew
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call a flying Jew?
A. Smoke
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FebAccident
Got stopped by a women in the street today. She said “Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last 3 years that wasn’t your fault? I said, “Yes, she’s nearly 3 now.”
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FebMcDonalds
Just had the following conversation at McDonalds.
Me: Can I have a beer please?
Clerk: Sir this is McDonalds!
Me: Ok… Can I have a McBeer please?
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FebOmega 3
Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.
It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
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FebGoogle Woman
Q. What do women and Google have in common?
A. They both can’t ever let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.