The following argument took place between a black person and a white person.
White Person: What’s your problem assh*le? It’s a shame black people can’t take a take a joke as well as they take old ladies handbags.
Black Person: Screw you. It’s a shame white people can’t take a joke as well as they take other people’s land.
My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.
The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.
Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.
The following conversation took place between a couple of eggs boiling in a pan.
Egg 1: I’ve got a huge crack!!
Egg 2: Stop teasing me, I’m not hard yet.
Got a really upset my stomach at the moment and just farted in my local supermarket. Luckily I was standing in the cheese isle at the so nobody noticed.
Q. What hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out.
A. Bubblegum