Hi I need your help. I’m really allergic to your clothes, please can you take them off.
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
FebElevator
Yo Mama is so fat when she goes in an elevator she can only go down.
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FebEthiopian Girlfriend
Q. What’s the best thing about having an Ethiopian girlfriend?
A. You know she’ll swallow.
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FebA Cold Rain
Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad.
Maybe I should let her in.
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FebCupid
Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.
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FebValentines Lamppost
You know you’ve had a bad Valentine’s Day when the lamppost by the pub gets more cards and flowers than you.