The following conversation took place between a couple during a marriage counseling session.
Councilor: Ok so to start things off name one thing you both have in common.
Husband: Well for starters we both hate sucking dick.
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
FebYo mama is so stupid she went to the library and asked for Facebook!
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FebDrug Dealers
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?
A. Because prostitutes can wash their crack and resell it.
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FebCat Food
in Animal Jokes
Why do you never get rat or mouse flavored cat food?
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FebPostman
Just got fired from my job as a postman for throwing letters in the trash. What did they expect? On my CV I clearly stated that I was the Bruce Lee of laziness with a black belt in partial arts.
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FebOuija board
The following conversation took place while using a Ouija board.
Me: Will I ever find true love?
Ouija board: W O U L D U L I K E S O M E T E A
Me: Not now grandma, I’m busy.