Q. How do you know when your wife has died?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.
01
MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
MarNazis
in Racist Jokes
Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.
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FebGinger Lady
in Racist Jokes
A ginger lady at work recently announced that she was having a baby with her black boyfriend. When discussing possible baby names my suggestion of “Terry the Chocolate Orange” was apparently ‘offensive’ could lead to me getting ‘fired’.
28
FebBubblegum
Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.
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FebAirport Security
Top 5 worst things to say to airport security.
1. This pat-down is really turning me on.
2. I have a sword in my pants.
3. Would you like to buy some cocaine? I can give you a special deal.
4. Why don’t you get a real job you fat f*ck?
5. Can you hurry up please? My bomb is due to explode in about 30 minutes!
26
FebToo Long Pick-Up Line
I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .