The following conversation took place while on holiday.
Husband: Do you want to have sex?
Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember?
Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
MarCandle Holder
Went to the supermarket today to find a candle holder but they didn’t have one so I decided to buy a cake instead.
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MarBlack Pick-Up Line
Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.
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MarSex and Art
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What do sex and art have in common?
A. Most of it is shit and all the good stuff is way too expensive.
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MarFamily Photo
in Racist Jokes
Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode?
A. Nothing.
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MarDefinition of Wisdom
Definition of Wisdom: The thing that happens when you run out of stupid ideas.