What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?
That would explain Captain Hook.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
AprSwept
I don’t understand women. They love it when you sweep them off their feet but as soon as you lock them in the back of the van they start freaking out.
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AprStrange Dream
Had a strange dream last night where I ate a gigantic marshmallow. When i woke up my pillow was missing.
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AprWedding
The following conversation took place at a church wedding:
Priest: Repeat after me.
Groom: After me!!
Priest: Is this guy serious??
Bride: No his name is Bruce.
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AprReceptionist
in Dirty Jokes
I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase “Thanks for coming” ?
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AprToy Story
Do the toys in Toy Story bury their dead or do they just have to watch the kids play with dead toy corpses?