Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Creamy Jugs

in Dirty Jokes
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Never judge a book by it’s cover. I ordered a book online last week from Holland called ‘Creamy Jugs’ only to find it’s a book about 18th century cattle farming equipment.

See You Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -61

I’d love to see you take a sh*t.

Gay Club

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -44

Just decided to quit my job as a bartender at my local gay club. I’m fed up of watching the world go bi.

Pills

in Racist Jokes
+290 -125

Q. Why are most pills white?
A. Because they work.

Small Staircase

in General Jokes
+27 -54

How to climb a small Staircase.

Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
Step 7

Dwarf

in Disabled Jokes
+110 -72

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift but he told me to “f*ck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.