Just been told I’m not a suitable candidate after the following conversation.
Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: Well I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
AprGuinness World Records
My penis was once in the Guinness World Records.
Until the librarian told me to take it out.
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AprMime Artists
Got attacked by a group of mime artists last night. They did unspeakable acts to me.
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AprCinema
Yo Mama is so fat she works at her local cinema as a projection screen.
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AprGirlfrien Pick Up Line
Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?
I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.
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AprPosh
in Dirty Jokes
Decided to have a posh wank today.
The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.