Can’t believe how much doctors lie. Last year I went to hospital to get a vasectomy to stop my wife getting pregnant but it turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
AprBeautiful Pick-Up Line
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can… 4/10.
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AprEbay Advert
in Racist Jokes
### For Sale ###
French WW2 Rifle
Never been fired
Dropped once.
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AprBatman and Robin
Robin: Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?
Batman: Sure Robin, what is it?
Robin: Knock knock
Batman: Who’s there?
Robin: NOT YOUR PARENTS
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Apr0% APR Loans
Q. What do women and 0% APR loans have in common?
A. They both have extremely complicated terms and they both keep saying they have no interest.
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AprChocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates. If you’re fat it doesn’t last very long.