Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Olympics

in Racist Jokes
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Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

Holes

in Dirty Jokes
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I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.

Water Pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
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Hey baby, did you know that your body is make up of 90% water and I’m feeling thirsty tonight.

Asian Women

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why do Asian women have small breasts?

A. Because their parents only allow A’s.

RIP Dinosaurs

in General Jokes
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Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.

Rip Dinosaurs
26th April 64,997,984 BC