Three steps to being more grown up at work:
1. Replace “F*ck you” with “Ok, great” .
2. Try to say “Please” more often instead of “Bitch please”.
3. Make sure you have plenty of alone time to reduce pent up anger.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
MayKey To Happiness
Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…
It’s beer.
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MaySamsung Phone
According to my Samsung phone my ‘morning run’ has been changed to ‘morning rum’. Sounds good to me.
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MayMating
in Animal Jokes
Apparently the female spider devours the male minutes after mating. It takes female humans years to do that.
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MayFacebook Name
in Dirty Jokes
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.
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MayBoy Band
Have you heard about the new boy band that is taking Saudi Arabia by storm?? They’re called the Burka Street Boys.