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18
May

TV Lies

By Splinter
in Animal Jokes
+33 -52

Can’t believe how much my TV lies. Put my pet turtles in the microwave earlier today and they still can’t do any Karate.

16
May

Elevator

By єℓιαѕ
in Racist Jokes
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+221 -103

Q. What’s the difference between a black father and an elevator?
A. An elevator can raise a family of four.

16
May

Coffee

By Pete
in Dirty Jokes
+52 -49

I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other guys dick in it.

14
May

Hand Pick Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+45 -59

Wow your hand looks really heavy, let me hold it for you.

14
May

Money

By Paul
in Religious Jokes
+49 -59

If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church?

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