Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
MayInterview
Just had the following conversation in a job interview.
Interviewer: Describe yourself in 1 word.
Me: Hired.
2nd Interviewer: Can he do that?
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MaySpeeding
Just had the following conversation with a police man after speeding.
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over for speeding?
Me: Is it because it would have been too windy to speak while we were driving?
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MayHorrifying Statistic
A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!
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MayWorkout Pickup Line
Interesting fact, having sex burns 50 calories per minute. Fancy coming back to my place for a workout?
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MayGay Jew
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call a gay Jew?
A. A Heblew