Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Usain Bolt

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.

Ghosts

in Surreal Jokes
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I’ll never forget my 1st week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.

Coma

in Relationship Jokes
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Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.

Children’s Charity

in General Jokes
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A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water.

Wet

in Relationship Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet.
Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.