I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”
Kinky b*tch.
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JunAgainst Her Will
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
JunSheep
in Animal Jokes
What do you get if you cross a motorway with a flock of sheep?
A flock of dead sheep.
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JunDonating
Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.
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JunHurt My Back Pick Up Line
(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.
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JunScientific Study
A new scientific study has found that Americans are the fattest group of people on the planet. Chasing the ‘American Dream’ does not count as exercise America.
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JunCincinnati Zoo
New footage has emerged from the Cincinnati Zoo showing Harambe the silver-back gorilla looking after the small boy who fell into his enclosure. In recognition of this Harambe has now been posthumously awarded African American Father Of The Year 2016.