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11
Jun

Betting

By RoyH
in Sports Jokes
+14 -60

Just made a small fortune betting on the Euro 2016 football championships.

Unfortunately I spent a big fortune placing my bets.

11
Jun

Baby

By Tommy
in Dirty Jokes
+60 -40

Just been punched by my brother for trying to kiss he new baby on the forehead. Apparently I have to wait for the baby to be born first.

09
Jun

Strong People

By Dave
in General Jokes
+32 -35

Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact.

09
Jun

Sex

By FrankP
in Dirty Jokes
+28 -42

Sex – One of the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome things that money can buy.

07
Jun

Shopping

By Ted44
in Relationship Jokes
+40 -26

When shopping I always hold hands with my girlfriend. People think it’s for romantic reasons but it’s actually for economic reasons.

07
Jun

Smiles

By Deny
in Racist Jokes
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+167 -90

Q. What do you call a black man who smiles a lot?
A. Snigger

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