Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Awkward Questions

in Dirty Jokes
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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

Boiling Water

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. It’s gonna take me a minute to get hard I just came out of this chick.

Biggest Difference

in General Jokes
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Q. What’s the biggest difference between men and women?

A. The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film.” usually has a completely different meaning.

Wikipedia

in Dirty Jokes
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Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gays are f*cking assh*les.

Jeans

in Racist Jokes
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What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.