Managed to fake my first orgasm with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her ass.
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JunFake
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Funny Short Jokes
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JunGod
Q. What did God say when he made the first blacks?
A. Oops! Burnt another one!
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JunBottle
Why is it that when a baby drinks from a bottle and falls asleep everyone thinks it’s cute but when I do it I get arrested at my local bus station and people call me an alcoholic?
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JunSuperglue
Just poured superglue into a non-stick pan…. Somebody is going to be wrong.
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JunThe Sun
Spent the whole of last night sitting in bed thinking about the sun and where it comes from …. and then it dawned on me.
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JunElections
Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?
A. There’s always some cunt who wins.