Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

EU Full

in Political Jokes
+40 -48

Q. Why is the EU full?
A. They just lost 1 GB.

Role-Play

in Relationship Jokes
+43 -32

Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient.

Fat Chinese Prostitute

in Racist Jokes
+84 -59

What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?

A Chun Ki Ho

Porky

in Animal Jokes
+20 -51

Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

Daughter

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+43 -98

My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

New Friend

in General Jokes
+31 -52

When someone stops me to ask for directions I always give them directions to my house. Then I say to myself “See you in 20 minutes my new best friend”.