Had a talk with my son earlier today about masterbation and how it’s totally natural. I also told him to make sure that in future he knocks on my door before he goes into my room.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
JulBeautiful Smell
That beautiful smell when you put a thick juicy piece of steak onto a barbecue. I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they are cutting the grass?
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JulShower
I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.
Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.
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JulHomeless
After being homeless for a week I found a copy of the bible and it has totally changed my life.
I now have toilet paper and fire to keep me warm.
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JulToilet Paper Pick-up Line
Hi, I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your ass.
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JulCrazy Statistic
Just heard on the radio that apparantly 1 in 20 people live next door to a peodophile.
I don’t… I live next to a really fit 12 year old.