If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
JulDrink
After having a problem with alcohol I’ve now decided I’m only going to drink on days beginning with the letter T… Tuesday. Thursday, today, tomorrow Taturday and Sunday.
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JulAirline Passengers
According to a recent survey young kids are apparently the most annoying airline passengers.
I would have thought it might be terrorists.
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JulDifference
Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.
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JulBishop
Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.
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JulEat Free
Just had the following conversation in a restaurant.
Waiter: Can I take your order sir, kids eat free today.
Me: Oh, well in that case i’ll just have a glass of water and my son will have the grilled lobster,a 15oz steak and a small bottle of champagne please.