Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Boarding School

in General Jokes
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I wish I went to boarding school as a kid…

Would love to be able to surf.

ManCave

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What’s the female version of a ManCave?
A. The kitchen.

Terrorists

in Political Jokes
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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.

Ironing Board

in General Jokes
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An ironing board is just a surfboard that gave up on its dreams and got a real job.

Suit

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What do call a black guy in a suit?

A: The defendant.

Mona Lisa

in Racist Jokes
+28 -136

Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.