The following conversation took place at a flower shop.
Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sex…
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
AugMuslims
Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die?
A. Everywhere
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AugDating
in Dirty Jokes
Dating is a lot like fishing.
They both leave your hands smelling of fish afterwards.
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AugDocter
in Dirty Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.
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AugBar Drinking
I’ve decided that from now on I’m just gonna drink at home instead of drinking at bars. It’s cheaper, there are no time limits and I’m allowed to be naked.
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AugHarriet Tubman
in Racist Jokes
Harriet Tubman is set to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. It’s great that black people are going to be used as currency again.