Terrible wrist injury in the Olympic Ladies Beach Volleyball earlier today. Hopefully my wrist will be OK by tomorrow.
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AugBeach Volleyball
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
AugBeard
I used to really hate my beard but then it grew on me.
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AugWomen
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What do women and hemophiliacs have in common?
A. They both suffer from uncontrollable bleeding and they both get angry when this happens.
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AugSpider
in Animal Jokes
The other day my girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it….
So we went out and had some drinks. He’s a cool guy, wants to become a web developer.
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AugBoobs Pick Up Line
Man: Hi, I bet i can guess your age by feeling your boobs!!
Woman: Really?? Go on then.
Man: *FEEL BOOBS FOR 30 SECONDS* My guess is that you were born yesterday.
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AugStunning Girl
Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.