Ban pre-shredded cheese…. Make America grate again!!
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
AugGym
in Sports Jokes
My first day back at the gym today went well. I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and then 3 days in the hospital.
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AugBalls
in Dirty Jokes
Just got my balls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.
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AugPrimary School
in Racist Jokes
The following took place in a primary school.
Teacher: Ok class put your hand up if you know anything about police officers???
*Students raise their their hands*
Teacher: You only have to put one hand up Tyrone.
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JulLip Balm
Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me.
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JulWalked In
in Dirty Jokes
I walked in on my best friend masturbating on her period last night. Let’s just say she was caught red handed.