I saw a Thai girl on the train earlier today and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did.
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AugThai Girl
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AugHoliday In Spain
in Racist Jokes
Just seen a sign while on holiday in Spain saying “English speaking doctors available”. Fantastic idea, we should have some of those in this country as well.
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AugHeart Pickup Line
Hi, i’m no organ donor but I’d happily give you my heart.
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AugPaki in a skip
in Racist Jokes
What do you call a Paki in a skip?
Rummaging
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AugGirlfriend
My girlfriend told me this morning she doesn’t trust me.
I guess that’s one more thing she has in common with my wife.
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AugVacuum Cleaner
Yo mama is just like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and then she gets laid in a closet.