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29
Jul

Grand Theft Auto

By FrankP
in General Jokes
+22 -38

I can’t wait till the app ‘Grand Theft Auto Go’ comes out.

29
Jul

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

By Good Sex
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!

27
Jul

Before I Die

By Bertrand
in Surreal Jokes
+182 -49

Before I die I’m gonna swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels.

My cremation is gonna be epic.

27
Jul

Deaf

By Bob
in Disabled Jokes
+34 -48

You can say whatever you want about deaf people.

25
Jul

Gift

By Steve
in General Jokes
+14 -52

If every day is a gift then in 2016 I’ve mostly been getting socks.

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